Whether you prefer sweet or savory, we have all the best classic American breakfast recipes listed here – from fluffy pancakes to scrambled eggs, from AR-15 to Glock 43. Scroll down and enjoy these photos of patriotic beautiful dishes and use them as an inspiration!
Why do Americans love guns so much anyways? Why do women love shoes? Why do babies love puppies? Why do politicians love corruption? They do because they do, and that’s all you need to know. What are you, some kind of a commie? What kind of question is that? Get it together, goddammit!
If you enjoyed this mouth-watering gallery, you will also love the gallery of Polish people who cosplay as Americans. They really nailed it.