Brutally Honest Tweets About Adulthood

The whole “being an adult” thing is just one big series of things you wish you’d known and things you’re sort of forced to do. Honestly, being an adult should come with an instruction manual. So, in the spirit of all of us trying to figure out how to be adults, here are some hilarious tweets that perfectly sum up adulthood.

Hello and welcome to adulthood. If you do not yet have several drawers in your house full of various cables, wires, and adapters, one will be assigned to you shortly.

the real challenge of adulthood is having to buy things that were magically just in your house growing up. like q-tips, windex, laundry detergent, salt .. like lmao oh I gotta purchase these shits?

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite burner on the stove now.

Welcome to adulthood. You get upset when they rearrange your grocery store now.

like 90% of adulthood is saying “wow I can’t believe it’s already (holiday name)” to your friends every month til you die I think

The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. You 'chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

Welcome to adulthood, be careful handling bleach while wearing your good sweatpants.

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Welcome to adulthood. You'll get excited about how well a vacuum cleaner works now.

One of y’all said that adulthood is just constantly cleaning the kitchen and yes. Accurate.

Adulthood is waking up feeling less well rested every day until you finally just don’t wake up at all one day, isn’t it?

The hardest thing about adulthood is still having to show up when you have absolutely no desire to.

Adulthood is.....concealing a lot of emotions.

Adulthood is just receiving an endless stream of documents that no one tells you whether to keep or throw away and always somehow guessing wrong

80% of adulthood is trying to figure out what upset your stomach.

Adulthood is realizing other adults don’t know what’s going on either

I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

True mark of adulthood: instead of your parents scheduling your doctor's appointments, you just avoid going to the doctor & hope u don't die

Childhood: I can be anything I want to be when I grow up! Adulthood: Please someone just find me a job that doesn't make me wish for death.

I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 30 when I was 18.

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

Adulthood is eating the bruised part of the banana because you spent money and this is your goddamn banana.

One of the worst parts of adulthood is constantly having to buy the most boring shit imaginable.

In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces

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