World’s Greatest Gallery of Mushrooms That Look Like Butts

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We spent countless hours and compiled the greatest collection of mushrooms that look like butts. We believe this is the mankind’s greatest achievement since the invention of sliced bread. Scroll down and enjoy!

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Judging by the size and shape, most of these are puffball mushrooms. Most puffballs are not poisonous and some are edible while young. That doesn’t mean that they’re tasty, though. They may taste like ass for all we know. If you decide to eat a mushroom butt, please talk with an actual expert first. We don’t want to be held responsible for your trip to hospital.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Why are men so obsessed with butts anyways? Anthropologists and psychologists think that it’s nothing new. In fact, it’s primal: men are drawn to a woman’s butt for the same reason you’re attracted to her breasts, hips, and a little waist: because those traits would have been indicators of fertility to your ancestors. Man evolved to seek out women who could procreate. If a woman has a full tush, that’s a signal to your primitive brain that she’s probably carrying enough fat to become pregnant which, in caveman days, would make her a good candidate to carry your cavechild. Fast forward many thousands of years and here you are: admiring mushroom butts…

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

Mushrooms that look like butts.

Mushroom that looks like a butt.

If you enjoy this gallery, you should also take a look at seductive radishes and starfish butts. You’ll love it, you dirty animal… you…

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